Hi there,
I'm Fernelius Mulchmunch!
About Me
By day, he’s a devoted gardener, whispering encouragement to tomatoes, negotiating peace treaties between rival zucchini, and judging your watering schedule from a distance. His carrots? Immaculate. His flowers? Thriving. His compost pile? Don’t ask too many questions. By night, well, that’s when things get interesting. If your plants are struggling, he’ll fix them. If your soil is dry, he’ll enrich it. If your worm population is mysteriously declining… he knows nothing about it.
Places I've been
Burkesville, KY, USA
Recent Activity
Camp life has been treating me well—speed boating by day, tubing until my hat almost flew off, floating in the sun, and working on my perfect gnome tan. I may have also sampled a few premium worms along the way... purely for quality control. 🍄🚤☀️🪱
Day 3 at the campsite was a delight. The views were perfect. The moss was fluffy. The squirrels still ignored my gardening advice. The campfire smelled wonderful. I still think fresh worms after rain make for a snack.
Feeling cute, got a fresh coat of paint… might delete later (Unless I find more worms to impress 🪱😏)