Hi there,
I'm gnoman rockwell!

About Me

Gnoman Rockwell is a painter and book enthusiast. It's a common misgnomer that all gnomes prefer life in the forest. This is in fact a rude stereotype. Gnoman lives in an apartment, but wishes he was a gnomad, or perhaps a Florida salamander living in a pond. Instead, he works a dead-end job at the Gnome Depot. He likes bubble baths, museums, and drag. He does not like grocery stores, entitled people, or capitalism.